Facts:
1. I graduated in the top 10 percent in my class.
2. Star Trek was the first movie I saw in theaters in over 8 years.
3. I qualify for over 10,000 dollars in federal student aid to help me pay for college.
4. I read game forums for fun. There's something about ignorant game hate that makes me chuckle.
5. I'm not a very religious person, at all. But I don't really care if you want to talk about your religion with me.
6. I loath MAC computers. We have them in my summer classes, I hate the damn things. "Easy to use" my ass.
7. When I was in Kindergarden, I nearly split my head open on the concret floor playing baskettball. After impact, I blacked out and when I woke up I had a bump on my head the size of a golf ball.
8. I somehow got my hands on a friend's Mosin-Nagant. A Russian bolt-action rifle made in 1954, the damn thing fires bullets the size of my thumb!
Devious Comments
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One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
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No, no! I applaud you.
I refuse to admit I'm not funny!
I busted my head on the kindergarten playground.
I still have a bumpy spot on the back of my head where the stitches were
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Life is like a work of art. God is the artist.
We are the tools and He uses us
to create something worth while.
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One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
(beside that mac thing but if you are a friend of linux you get + points
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sense is preferred not necessaryclubs: ~Aurelio-FanClub ~sherlock-holmes ~deutsch ~world-scouts
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I use witty signitures to supplement my personality.
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No, no! I applaud you.
I refuse to admit I'm not funny!
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No, no! I applaud you.
I refuse to admit I'm not funny!
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No, no! I applaud you.
I refuse to admit I'm not funny!
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